2 Lanes, or 4? SSG Oz, Funny Bone
The jokes keep coming. When you think that you have heard all the best ones out there, someone sends you another that makes you laugh. This was sent today from Lois, a dilligent sender and collector of jokes and inspirational spam.
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SSG Oz
2 Lanes or 4?
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there any time I want." God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for ME to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I wish that I could understand my wife I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Enjoy
SSG Oz
2 Lanes or 4?
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there any time I want." God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for ME to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I wish that I could understand my wife I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
posted by Aussiemon at 12:59 PM
1 Comments:
Hi Geof,
Heard this one?
"How do you tell when a Victorian is on the level?"
"They dribble out both sides of their mouth"
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