How To Behave, And What Ticks Parents Off. An Essay by Matthew
Recently, as in this morning, my three kids had a little squabble about getting along and being mean to eachother. This was the resolution, after they got a friendly "Come to Jesus" talk from their parents. Very well written Matt, you have talent.
How to Behave: By Matthew David Rohrlach
Okay listen up if you want to know this interesting bit of info!
I’ll break this essay up into three parts:
1) How to Behave
2) What Ticks Parents Off
3) Thousand Word Credits (Just Kidding)
This is my Table of Contents. If you wish to find an item quicker use Ctrl+F,
Then select the item of interest you would like to view.
How to Behave
If you want to behave properly without getting in trouble you need some simple requirements: Knowledge of Good and Evil, Self-Control,
And the rare ability known to many, but given to few called common sense.
The most important one used here is Knowledge of Good and Evil. When used with self-control you can be a sweet little angel or a nasty little devil (Speaking figuratively). Even better then knowledge of good and evil is the knowledge of listening to your conscience. This basically means doing good.
So using those three factors lets move on.
Let’s start with a real life situation okay? Say your little brother just went into your room without telling you and not only messed it up, but also destroyed your favorite (insert item here). What would you do?
A) Break into his room while he’s at daycare and wreck his room then lie about it.
B) Break into his room and then tell your mom you did it because he did it to you.
C) Blame your sister and pick a fight with her.
D) Yell at him until he cries like the little baby he is.
E) Nothing
F) Warn him not to do it again then go back to life as usual.
Okay as usual everyone answered E or F huh? Moms probably watching too.
If you did then what would you do if he did it again? All too often we’re matched with problems like this. Even if we answer E or F we often end up doing something like A, B, C, or D.
What Ticks Parents Off
Here’s a list of things not to do:
1) Punch your sibling
2) Kick your sibling
3) Bite
4) Scream
5) Lie
6) Tattle
7) Blame
8) Shift the blame
9) Do something to get you and everyone else in trouble because you may think as long they hurt you can take it.
10)Yell
11)Tease your sibling
12)Say you’re joking when you insult someone.
13)Beg
14)Saying No to them
15)Running away
16)Squealing like a stuck pig
17)Thinking you can manipulate them
18)Saying you hate them
19)Saying you’ll kill yourself
20)Saying you’ll run away
This is a work in progress, as the goal was 1000 words. So far we have 443 Words
1,856 Characters (No Spaces)
2,296 Characters (With Spaces)
62 Lines
2 Pages
45 Paragraphs.
Good job Matt, 557 words to go.
Love
SSG Dad
Stay tuned for essays by Emily and Shannon.
How to Behave: By Matthew David Rohrlach
Okay listen up if you want to know this interesting bit of info!
I’ll break this essay up into three parts:
1) How to Behave
2) What Ticks Parents Off
3) Thousand Word Credits (Just Kidding)
This is my Table of Contents. If you wish to find an item quicker use Ctrl+F,
Then select the item of interest you would like to view.
How to Behave
If you want to behave properly without getting in trouble you need some simple requirements: Knowledge of Good and Evil, Self-Control,
And the rare ability known to many, but given to few called common sense.
The most important one used here is Knowledge of Good and Evil. When used with self-control you can be a sweet little angel or a nasty little devil (Speaking figuratively). Even better then knowledge of good and evil is the knowledge of listening to your conscience. This basically means doing good.
So using those three factors lets move on.
Let’s start with a real life situation okay? Say your little brother just went into your room without telling you and not only messed it up, but also destroyed your favorite (insert item here)
A) Break into his room while he’s at daycare and wreck his room then lie about it.
B) Break into his room and then tell your mom you did it because he did it to you.
C) Blame your sister and pick a fight with her.
D) Yell at him until he cries like the little baby he is.
E) Nothing
F) Warn him not to do it again then go back to life as usual.
Okay as usual everyone answered E or F huh? Moms probably watching too.
If you did then what would you do if he did it again? All too often we’re matched with problems like this. Even if we answer E or F we often end up doing something like A, B, C, or D.
What Ticks Parents Off
Here’s a list of things not to do:
1) Punch your sibling
2) Kick your sibling
3) Bite
4) Scream
5) Lie
6) Tattle
7) Blame
8) Shift the blame
9) Do something to get you and everyone else in trouble because you may think as long they hurt you can take it.
10)Yell
11)Tease your sibling
12)Say you’re joking when you insult someone.
13)Beg
14)Saying No to them
15)Running away
16)Squealing like a stuck pig
17)Thinking you can manipulate them
18)Saying you hate them
19)Saying you’ll kill yourself
20)Saying you’ll run away
This is a work in progress, as the goal was 1000 words. So far we have 443 Words
1,856 Characters (No Spaces)
2,296 Characters (With Spaces)
62 Lines
2 Pages
45 Paragraphs.
Good job Matt, 557 words to go.
Love
SSG Dad
Stay tuned for essays by Emily and Shannon.
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