True Mates

This was sent to me by an old Mate, which if you read between the lines speaks volumes about True Friendship. If it makes you chuckle great, If it makes you think, Good Onya!
SSG OZ

Friendship
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that speak of true loyalty:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry barmaid who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will wonder what you've been up to.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- stay the heck away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.Remember:A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move abody. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"--Yoda

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight...It is the size of the fight in the dog!"--Hustle and Flow